Monday, August 11, 2025

Popeyes Chicken Dippers Twitter/X Food Review

Chicken Dippers at Popeyes


New Chicken Dippers ($4.99) at @Popeyes with BoldBQ sauce. Identical to their scrumptious Tenders, only smaller. I counted 14! B+ Matched with DMV-best Mashed Potatoes & Cajun Gravy (A) & banner Cinnamon Apple 🍏 Pie 🥧 ($1.89 deep-fried & delicious EVERY time, A+) Yes, Popeyes is that good 😋 

Overall Grade: A-

Sunday, August 10, 2025

Weapons Twitter/X Movie Review

Julia Garner stars in Weapons

2:17

IMDb Plot: When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance. Directed by Zach Cregger.

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Bethesda Crab House Twitter/X Food Review

Crab Cake Sandwich at Bethesda Crab House

Last night with Talia, so it’s dinner at her fave @BethesdaCrabs. 6 GIANT medium crabs 🦀 ($62.50) for her (flaky, great flavor!) and a silky smooth Crab Cake Sandwich ($23.95) on a potato roll with creamy, delicious Cole Slaw for me. Quarter pound of crab meat is plenty, leaving room for 10 Hush Puppies (crunchy outside, soft & tender inside.) Attentive staff & country 🎶 (Alabama, Brooks & Dunn, Toby Keith) round out a casual, slightly pricey Sunday dinner.

Grade: B

Thursday, July 31, 2025

90 Second Pizza Twitter/X Food Review

Margherita Pizza with Sausage & Onions at 90 Second Pizza

Lickety-Split

Fast food doesn’t necessarily conjure up thoughts of culinary bliss, but Georgetown’s 90 Second Pizza 🍕 more than holds its own… and at a substantial savings ($10.99 + $1 toppings.) Talia & I ordered a Margherita pie with Sausage & Onions before heading next door to see @FantasticFour. It’s fast indeed, and the results are (mostly) impressive. San Marzano tomatoes 🍅 produce a robust sauce & their mozzarella/parmesan blend is gooey & tasty. Sausage was plentiful & zesty. Nice char as well. Not so good? The edges were doughy (especially compared to the interior pie,) cheese & onions sparse, and overall, a bit too flimsy. However, for the price, quality & speed, it rates a solid B.

Grade: B

The Fantastic Four: First Steps Twitter/X Movie Review

Pedro Pascal stars in The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Fantastic Bore

IMDb Plot: Forced to balance their roles as heroes with the strength of their family bond, the Fantastic Four must defend Earth from a ravenous space god called Galactus and his enigmatic Herald, Silver Surfer. Directed by Matt Shakman.

Sunday, July 27, 2025

Bad Shabbos Twitter/X Movie Review

Method Man stars in Bad Shabbos

What’s Popping 10B?

IMDb Plot: An engaged interfaith couple are about to have their parents meet for the first time over a Shabbat dinner when an accidental death gets in the way. Directed by Daniel Robbins.

Saturday, July 26, 2025

McDonald's Snack Wrap Twitter/X Food Review

Spicy Snack Wrap at McDonald's

That's (Not Much of) a Wrap
My first Spicy 🌶️ Snack Wrap at @McDonalds swings and… misses. Nice order taker caught the first error (no cheese) before I did, but sadly doused with ranch sauce instead of the promised Spicy Pepper Sauce. Cold pita bread & not enough lettuce = prolonged disappointment. At least it only cost me $2.99.

Grade: F (Next...)

Little Beast Cafe & Bistro Twitter/X Food Review II

Bacon Cheese Smash Burger at Little Beast Cafe & Bistro

I'll Have the Pizza

Back at @LittleBeastCafe, but this time it's for a burger! Their $20 Bacon Cheese Smash Burger (sans cheese) looks great, but sadly lacks flavor (no salt, no pepper) despite two delectable strips of bacon and an even better pretzel bun. Only one leaf of lettuce and a small slice of tomato = unimpressed C- plus a fistful of dirty, lukewarm (also unseasoned) fries that screamed ordinary. D Our advice? Stick to the pizza.

Grade: C-

Krispy Kreme Twitter/X Food Review II

Krispy Kreme's Superman, Batman & Wonder Woman doughnuts

Truth, Justice and the American Doughnut
@krispykreme has really hit on something with their recent limited time offerings. Two months ago they celebrated PAC-MAN's 45th anniversary. This month, it's superheroes. Specifically @DCOfficial. Best of the lot? Batman's delicious Bat-symbol with a chocolate icing covered cookie & creme filling. Sooo good. A- Superman's blue-themed entry is solid but not spectacular. It's basically a glazed doughnut with a simple buttercreme filling. C+ Wonder Woman looks the best, but its raspberry promises didn't score. More flavor please. C Overall Grade: B-

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Hank's Oyster Bar Twitter/X Food Review

Shrimp Po'boy at Hank's Oyster Bar

Oysters Anyone?

Sundays are (usually) meant for rest, but Talia’s in town, so we went to @TheWharfDC. It was hot 🥵 as Hades, and we popped into Hank’s Oyster Bar for a late lunch. Cue culinary joy! $10 Hushpuppies (5-count) to start… hot, creamy (real corn kernels) and scrumptious with a cayenne remoulade sauce for dipping. A+ followed by a smart-looking $20 Shrimp Po’boy with Old Bay Fries & Cole Slaw. Great toasted roll with 8 zesty 🍤, lettuce, tomato & more of the aforementioned remoulade (I wanted even more.) OK Slaw with a bit too much mayo, yet not enough 🥕.  Fries were twice-fried, crispy and sufficiently spicy (Talia loved ‘em!) Overall, a great Po’boy and an even better lunch experience. Attentive, fast & friendly service, but noisy (and warm) inside.

Grade: B+ (P.S. Make sure to sign up for their free loyalty program.)

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

The Luckiest Man in America Twitter/X Movie Review

Brian Geraghty & Paul Walter Hauser (r) star in The Luckiest Man in America

Big Bucks!

IMDb Plot: May 1984. An unemployed ice cream truck driver steps onto the game show Press Your Luck harboring a secret: the key to endless money. But his winning streak is threatened when the bewildered executives uncover his real motivations. Directed by Samir Oliveros.

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Fish Taco Twitter/X Food Review

Chorizo Taco at Fish Taco

DMV > L.A. Tacos

Talia’s unofficial “summer tour” continues in downtown Bethesda with Sunday dinner at Fish Taco 🌮. As always, Chips & Salsa Verde ($5.50) to start. Hot, crispy chips & a beautiful green serrano pepper salsa A++ (best in DMV) followed by a $4.50 Chorizo Taco with more salsa verde, cilantro & onions… Orgasmic! A+ and a $10.50 Chicken Burrito with some of the best rice in the world & spicy adobo chicken B+ (mostly rice, but hard to complain.) Washed it down with a bottle of guava Jarritos (A!) and great 🎵 by Marc Anthony, Myke Towers & W Sound. Fantastic service too. Overall: A+

Grade: A+