Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Entourage Movie Review

The boys are back in Entourage

Dream On

IMDb Plot: Movie star Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) together with his boys Eric (Kevin Connolly) Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) and Johnny (Kevin Dillon) are back - and back in business with super agent-turned-studio head Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) on a risky project that will serve as Vince's directorial debut.

"At least we suck together," remarks Dillon. True that Bro. Entourage the TV series had some redeeming merit; but Entourage the movie has nothing... save for bimbos galore, countless "celebrity" cameos (Chad Lowe?) and enough insecurity to make a 13-year-old boy blush with confidence. It's like a circle jerk for dummies, minus the happy ending. Piven's OK (Dillon too) but it's all downhill from there. If Gary Busey, Dice Clay and Bob Saget are at your party, you're not cool (no matter how many passes Russell Wilson throws your way.) Stick this franchise in the trash, where it belongs.