STK Steakhouse Twitter/X Food Review

STK Cheeseburger

I realize delivery isn’t the ideal way to review a steakhouse, but the prices at @eatSTK are relatively prohibitive to dining in on a Friday night. The STK Cheeseburger is a literal steal at $9.99 (with chips!) but it doesn’t travel well. Mistakes abound, fries instead of chips, special sauce despite requesting none, and worst of all, cooked well-done instead of medium. The burger’s thick, but one has to question mucking up a burger at a $$$ steakhouse. Fries were soggy and (subsequently) yucky. D- Next, a $28 STK Sandwich that was covered in caramelized onions (requested none) inside a soggy French roll with barely any horseradish cream. The steak chunks were flavorful, but served alongside more of those cold, wet fries = more disappointment. D Not sure why the kitchen couldn’t follow multiple, simple directions, but the proof’s in the pudding. Imagine if we opted for their $81 10 oz. filet instead? 

Grade: D- (Stay clear of delivery.)

Fresh Baguette Twitter/X Food review IV

Fresh Baguette's Blueberry Muffin

Less Is More

Another trip to #FreshBaguette and (sadly) more disappointment. Their baguettes 🥖 are pretty good, but the rest of the menu… not so much. Their $4.69 Blueberry Muffin closer resembles an old shoe, dry as a bone with almost no blueberries 🫐 inside. F Almost as bad, FB’s $4.99 Apple Turnover with (wait for it) hardly any apples 🍏 (sense a pattern?) What’s left is a bitter, parched pastry that cries out for any kind of sweetness. D Before you say I’m impossible to please, their tiny Mini Caramel Tart ($2.45) is an explosion of deliciousness, 2 parts sweet, 1 part bitter, all parts delectable. A+ That said, it’s impossible to overlook so many other negatives.

Grade: D+ 

Paranormal Activity Twitter/X Theatre Review

Cher Álvarez & Travis A. Knight in Paranormal Activity. (Photo: Teresa Castracane Photography)

F the Bogeyman

Every now and then, we’re reminded how important and impressive live theater can be. @ShakespeareinDC’s Paranormal Activity is one such example. Who needs CGI when you’re blessed with Anna Watson’s superb lighting and Fly Davis’ scrumptious 2-story set? It’s a theatrical double play to the 10th power, promising chills & thrills, yet somehow managing to over-deliver. Our opening night audience produced a nonstop barrage of gasps 😱 oohs and ahhs, as we sat in uniform anticipation of the next frightful moment. The relatively small cast delivered as well, led by Cher Alvarez (Lou) & Travis A. Knight (James) as a perfectly believable married couple on the brink of… something. What that something is, deserves (nay, demands) your attendance and attention. Paranormal Activity takes care of the latter: You get the privilege of providing the former. Enjoy!

Grade: A

Mercy Twitter/X Movie Review

Chris Pratt stars in Mercy

No Mercy

IMDb Plot: In the near future, a detective stands on trial accused of murdering his wife. He has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to the advanced A.I. Judge he once championed, before it determines his fate. Directed by Timur Bekmambetov.

Tejas Barbecue Twitter/X Food Review II

Brisket at Tejas Barbecue

I was right. Back in September, I visited Tejas Barbecue at the then-new #Wonder West End location, only to walk away disappointed at their Classic Brisket Sandwich. I promised to try again, upgrading to an entree. Fast forward 4 months later, and the difference is night & day. Three generous slices of brisket, bursting with flavor (pesky fat, but that helps with taste.) 3 slices, matched by 3 gorgeous sauces (topped by California gold, A+ with brisket.) A- Nice & zesty pickles on the side + a good, but not Wonder-best Cornbread (Streetbird #1) Slightly dry, and only 1 dab of orange honey butter (normally 2.) Always ready on time, and still hot when I got home. Great brisket = great dinner.

Grade: B+

Pizza Hut Twitter/X Food Review III

Sausage Personal Pan Pizza at Pizza Hut

Pizza Dud

Some foods travel well, some do not. @pizzahut provides the latter in (what can best be described as) a terrible lunch. Best of the lot? $5.95 Lemon Pepper Fries that live up to their promised flavor (lemon, lemon, 🍋) but not enough to overlook the disgusting duo of cold, stale Breadsticks ($8.76!) & a $7.52 Sausage Personal Pan Pizza that’s both undercooked & underwhelming. If you’re keeping score… disgusting, terrible & underwhelming = not good.

Grade: D (lemon proves a fun twist for fries.)

Primate Twitter/X Movie Review

Johnny Sequoyah stars in Primate

Silent Death

IMDb Plot: A group of friends' tropical vacation turns into a terrifying, primal tale of horror and survival. Directed by Johannes Roberts.

Men's Basketball: George Washington 101 Loyola Chicago 66

Rafael Castro (#30) led all players with 14 rebounds

From our friends at GW Athletics...

Men’s Basketball Hits 100 vs. Loyola Chicago, Wins 101-66

Back home Saturday looking to get back in the win column and stay amongst the top-four teams in a loaded upper tier of the Atlantic 10, GW men's basketball hosted Loyola Chicago, a team that was picked by the conference coaches to finish fifth in the league.

Nando's PERi-PERi (Woodley Park) Food Review II

Peri Buffalo Wings at Nando's PERi-PERi

Back at @NandosUSA (Woodley Park) & my only complaint is what took me so long? Quite possibly the most flavorful wings in the DMV (Peri Buffalo) cooked magnificently with visible char. Salty, zesty fries & 2 soft (but scrumptious) slices of garlic bread. Inside? Vibrant Afro-Dancehall mix of music, ft. Jaziel Bros. & Nisha Ts (nice!) and Nando’s always welcoming customer service. If you like your chicken 🍗 with flavor, look 👀 no further.

Grade: A- (unreal wings!)

D.C. United Acquires the 8th Overall Selection in the 2026 MLS SuperDraft from the New England Revolution

From our friends at D.C. United...

The Black-and-Red selects Richie Aman with the 8th Overall Pick

D.C. United has acquired the 8th overall selection in the First Round of the 2026 MLS SuperDraft from the New England Revolution in exchange for $150,000 in 2026 GAM and $50,000 in 2027 GAM.

D.C. United Selects Nikola Markovic with the First Selection in the 2026 MLS SuperDraft

From our friends at D.C. United...

The Black-and-Red Selects Nikola Markovic with the 1st Overall Pick

D.C. United has selected North Carolina State University defender Nikola Markovic with the first overall selection in the First Round of the 2026 MLS SuperDraft.

D.C. United Acquires Israeli International and MLS All-Star Tai Baribo from the Philadelphia Union

From our friends at D.C. United...

The Black-and-Red Signs Baribo to a Five-Year Designated Player Contract Until 2029-30

D.C. United acquires dynamic Israeli International forward and MLS All-Star Tai Baribo in a cash-for-player trade from the Philadelphia Union in exchange for $4 million. The Black-and-Red could send up to an additional $600,000 to Philadelphia if Baribo meets certain performance incentives. The club has signed Baribo to a multi-year Designated Player contract that will keep him with the Black-and-Red through the 2029-30 MLS season.