Saturday, September 13, 2025

Alanza Twitter/X Food Review

Alanza's Sunday Meatballs

Back-to-back visits to #Wonder. Behind door #2? Alanza’s $14.95 Sunday Meatballs. A trio of mediocrity, submerged in a crimson red, soulless sauce that doesn’t hold a candle to a jar of @ragusauce. Brutal, I know, but this isn’t rocket science: It’s a meatball. Alanza’s taste as if they were boiled, with nary a spice (even salt 🧂 ) in sight. I can’t remember the last time I left a meatball on my plate… until tonight.

Grade: F (No coming back from this.)