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| Build-Your-Own-Pizza with Sausage & Red Onions at Di Fira Pizza |
Pizza Fail
A word (or two) to the wise: Stay clear of @wonder's pizza... evidently any pizza. Already home to the abysmal Detroit Brick Pizza Co., Wonder has outdone itself with the somehow worse Di Fara Pizza @difara. When I arrived to pick it up, I was (nicely) told they had to place it in two boxes (b/c they were out of large ones, and Di Fara's pies are a whopping 16") That's actually the good news. The bad is everything else. For starters, it had a strange & unpleasant odor that I couldn't associate with any of the pizza ingredients (scary.) Overall, cold, with almost no red onions, very little sausage, and globs of so-so cheese on about half of each slice. The other half featured over-chewy, thick, underdone crust and a stingy splash of tomato sauce with little else. The latter bordered on disgusting/inedible, while the former only reminded us to never (ever) order it again. Toss in flavorless, wilted basil + zero char on the bottom, and you have DC's new worst pizza. $22.95, and we barely finished one slice each.
