Sunday, January 18, 2026

Primate Twitter/X Movie Review

Johnny Sequoyah stars in Primate

Silent Death

IMDb Plot: A group of friends' tropical vacation turns into a terrifying, primal tale of horror and survival. Directed by Johannes Roberts.

A word to the wise: Don’t adopt a chimpanzee (no matter how cute you think it is.) @PrimateMovie shows what happens when you do, and it isn’t pretty. Luckily, it is gory, and suspenseful, despite a fake looking 👀 chimp (which you don’t seem to notice after a while.) It flies by at a tidy 89 minutes, and if you find yourself rooting for the rabid primate (as I did) you’re in for quite a show.

GradeB (January curve.)