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| Dakota Johnson & Pedro Pascal (r) star in Materialists |
Onwards & Downwards
IMDb Plot: A young, ambitious New York City matchmaker (Dakota Johnson) finds herself torn between the perfect match and her imperfect ex. Directed (so to speak) by Celine Strong.
Dakota Johnson warns, “dating is a risk” in @materialistsmov. So is seeing this mind-numbingly superficial slog of a movie 🎥. Picture 2 hours of dull conversation about $400 haircuts 💇 bad math & a level of shallowness that would make @KimKardashian blush. All the while, Johnson debates pairing up with Chris Evans or Pedro Pascal because they seemingly can’t resist a 30-something wannabe savant with a baby voice. Makes you happy not to be single.
Grade: D-
