Saturday, September 15, 2018

The Predator Movie Review

Olivia Munn stars in The Predator

End (of) Days

Rotten Tomatoes Plot: From the outer reaches of space to the small-town streets of suburbia, the hunt comes home in Shane Black's explosive reinvention of the Predator series. Now, the universe's most lethal hunters are stronger, smarter and deadlier than ever before, having genetically upgraded themselves with DNA from other species. When a young boy accidentally triggers their return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled science teacher can prevent the end of the human race. Stars Boyd Holbrook, Trevante Rhodes, Jacob Tremblay, Keegan-Michael Key, Olivia Munn, Thomas Jane, Alfie Allen, Jake Busey and Sterling K. Brown.


Busey asks Munn, "So how'd they rope you into this?" Easy. They needed someone (evidently anyone, since she's practically the only female in it) with nice tits, to fill out the roster of "loonies" in the damnably dreadful The Predator. I'd like to call this the worst movie of the year; but truth be told, I fell asleep three separate times... so I can't be 100% sure. Lousy CGI (Predator Dogs, etc.) piss-poor acting (Thomas Jane, take a bow) and a stupid story take center stage, wrapped up in a tidy red bow of unapologetic sexism (on and off camera.)

Grade: F