Jonathan Bailey & Scarlett Johansson (r) star in Jurassic World Rebirth
Rebooting
IMDb Plot: Five years post-Jurassic World Dominion (2022), an expedition braves isolated equatorial regions to extract DNA from three massive prehistoric creatures for a groundbreaking medical breakthrough. Directed by Gareth Edwards.
Early on in @JurassicWorld Rebirth, someone avows, “Rest in peace already.” I could only hope they’re referring to the $6+ billion franchise, which keeps making money despite each sequel stinking worse than the one before it. Rebirth is no different. Way too familiar dinosaurs 🦕? ✔️ Bad acting? ✔️ Lackadaisical storyline? ✔️ Odds of another sequel? 100%. To be fair, it’s adventuresome (in spirit) and fast-paced.
Grade: C-