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| Ana de Armas stars in Ballerina |
Bad Math
IMDb Plot: Taking place during the events of John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum, the film follows Eve Macarro (Ana de Armas) who is beginning her training in the assassin traditions of the Ruska Roma. Directed by Len Wiseman.
Gabriel Byrne (an old 75) warns, “One well-placed bullet can be a magical thing.” The only bullet I could hope for, was of the silver variety to ensure this mind-numbing abortion of filmmaking failure never sees the light of a theater. It barely does, as much of the subpar action takes place in the dark, so (I can only imagine) nobody can compare it to John Wick (which I loved!) Ana de Armas? A bad actress with a pretty pout. The rest? Garbage 🗑️ of the lowest stature.
Grade: F